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Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Happy April Fool's Day!

I have no idea if this is actually true or not
and honestly don't care.
I have not bothered

to search through Snope's or Urban Legends.

It just cracks me up! Enjoy your day:


In Florida , an atheist created a case against the
upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney

to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances
of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists
had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the
passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel

declaring, "Case dismissed!"
The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your
honor,how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have
Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom

Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no
such holidays."
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client,
counsel, is woefully ignorant."
The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance
or holiday for atheists."
The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm
14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is

the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no God,
then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is

Thanks Keith for the email!


Rue said...

HAHAHAHA.... That's pretty darn funny, true or not :)

Have a great weekend Shay!

Neabear said...

Too funny. That is great!